- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

The chickens have become self-aware!

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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