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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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