- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Good job, son.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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