what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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