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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Knock knock *open*

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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