- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Your mother just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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