Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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sfdg

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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