- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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