What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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