- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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