Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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