- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Nero, sure you are okay?

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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