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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

I love pissing people off :P

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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