- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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