what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

if you don't like this you're gay

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

richard is fag

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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