- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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