- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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