- Anti Joke

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I once did something.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why can't jokes spit?

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.