Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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