Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Horse.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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