Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

alert("Hello");

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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