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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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