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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mom? mom

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I named my son ps2 controller

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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