- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag