- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

So a horse walks into a barn.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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