Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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