- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

wanna here a joke? you.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

what to call someone thats gay zak

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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