Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Sloths

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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That is so fetch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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