How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...