- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's worse than this That :(

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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