- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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