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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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