Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

knock knock There's no door

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

The FCC

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Chicken

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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