How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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