- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

You idiot.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Prostitution is bad.......

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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