whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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