when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Tim likes girls

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Anti Joke

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