Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

A miserable man committed suicide.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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