- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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