- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

João Duarte reads this.

Homo say what?

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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