- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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