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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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