- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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