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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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