What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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