Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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