What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

ecks! why zee?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

I hate blackniggers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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