- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Racial Equality

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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