Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Anti Joke

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