Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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lol

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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